2026
DID YOU KNOW? ChatGPT is just a nickname. Their full name is Chatwick Gerard-Philippe Tuchusmuncher. Very Continental! #FakeFactFriday
A devastating Texas flood reopened old wounds. The community’s kindness, and resilience, is helping them heal
An interesting and lightly profane examination of DJT and his health
I’m Trained To Know When Someone Is Dying. The White House Needs You To Believe Trump Isn’t.
Okay, wow, grossly illegal, emphasis on the gross
Australian Cockroach Kingpin Caught with 100,000 Illegal Insects in Record Bug Bust
Absolutely fascinating article on the potential for a third human circulatory system that could finally connect Eastern and Western medicine
Tried throwing together a mini Chicken Parm hoagie with frozen chicken nuggets, a hot dog bun, pizza sauce, Mrs Dash Garlic & Herb and a mix of shredded mozzarella and Parmesan cheese. It’s great, although next time I should baste the bun with melted garlic butter to really amp it up!
I’ve been obsessed with this song for a few days now…..
Soon everybody will ask What became of you Cause your heart was dying fast And you didn’t know what to do
A collection of recent random thoughts.
New indie band name: Local Dad
Winging It Like a Headless Chicken: A Memoir
Alan Wake II is really twisting my brain in knots!
Wow, these MAHA grifters will really twist reality to make a buck off people. What’s next, bloodletting your bad humours?
Maybe this should be part of the process to become a naturalized Florida Man/Woman/Person 😂🐊
With the help of ChatGPT, I tested this copycat recipe and it came out AMAZING!
Chipotle Berry Agua Fresca Copycat
Makes 1 quart / ~4 servings
Ingredients: 1 cup strawberries (fresh or frozen) 2 cups cold water ½ cup pomegranate juice (100% juice) 1–2 tbsp apple cider vinegar (with the “mother”) 2–3 tbsp sugar, honey, or agave ½ tsp lime juice (optional but brightens flavor) tiny pinch of salt
Directions: Blend Strawberries and Water in a blender. Strain (optional)
Stir in: pomegranate juice apple cider vinegar sweetener lime juice pinch salt
Chill and serve over lots of ice.
Re-elect President Steven “Bubbers” Hartup. He’s a leader for the working buns and hoomans. He believes in strong unions, equitable pay, and universal white-coat care. #MakeAmericaEmpatheticAgain
At this point, I think we need Nic Cage’s character from National Treasure to just steal the unredacted Epstein files, including the details of the 2010-2015 investigation by the DEA that was suddenly closed and put into storage.
It’s early on a Saturday, so time for a little homemade breakfast! Open face egg, ham and cheese Stackwich (TM) 😄
My favorite part is the method for making the scrambled eggs by world-famous chef Jose Andre’s’ method:
www.tasteofhome.com/article/j…
Somebody call the Federal Bureau of Control! Dylan Faden, was that you? ground.news/article/g…
I didn’t have “EDM Pop cover of Smash Mouth’s All Star” on today’s schedule, but here we are! song.link/s/7eqL9wl…
Today’s random musical memory: Hey Boy Hey Girl by The Chemical Brothers
