2026
Maybe this should be part of the process to become a naturalized Florida Man/Woman/Person šš
With the help of ChatGPT, I tested this copycat recipe and it came out AMAZING!
Chipotle Berry Agua Fresca Copycat
Makes 1 quart / ~4 servings
Ingredients: 1 cup strawberries (fresh or frozen) 2 cups cold water ½ cup pomegranate juice (100% juice) 1ā2 tbsp apple cider vinegar (with the āmotherā) 2ā3 tbsp sugar, honey, or agave ½ tsp lime juice (optional but brightens flavor) tiny pinch of salt
Directions: Blend Strawberries and Water in a blender. Strain (optional)
Stir in: pomegranate juice apple cider vinegar sweetener lime juice pinch salt
Chill and serve over lots of ice.
Re-elect President Steven āBubbersā Hartup. Heās a leader for the working buns and hoomans. He believes in strong unions, equitable pay, and universal white-coat care. #MakeAmericaEmpatheticAgain
At this point, I think we need Nic Cageās character from National Treasure to just steal the unredacted Epstein files, including the details of the 2010-2015 investigation by the DEA that was suddenly closed and put into storage.
Itās early on a Saturday, so time for a little homemade breakfast! Open face egg, ham and cheese Stackwich (TM) š
My favorite part is the method for making the scrambled eggs by world-famous chef Jose Andreāsā method:
www.tasteofhome.com/article/j…
Somebody call the Federal Bureau of Control! Dylan Faden, was that you? ground.news/article/g…
I didnāt have āEDM Pop cover of Smash Mouthās All Starā on todayās schedule, but here we are! song.link/s/7eqL9wl…
Todayās random musical memory: Hey Boy Hey Girl by The Chemical Brothers
What does it mean when you wake up at your usual time and think, āMan when I was on vacation Iād sleep in until, like, 8:30 AM!ā ššš Cruise life is not real life and thatās the whole point
Iād youāve never listened to Michigander, make it a priority. This particular song sounded great live on our cruise!
I think one of may favorite things about silent disco parties is taking off my headphones and listening to a bunch of people singing their hearts out off-key. I love the pure joy of it all
Yāall, we finally made it to our cruise! Iāve been looking forward to this for a long time, and sometimes it felt like we wouldnāt get here. Time to relax!
Humanoid robots do flips and world firsts at Chinaās Spring Festival Gala
This display of robotic acrobats, along with the realization we are just 51 years from Falloutās end of civilization, is fascinating and a little chilling.
Honestly I cannot understand how some peopleās minds make decisions
Getting two fillings this morning. Iāve never been afraid of the dentist, thankfully. Doesnāt mean Iām just gonna hang out here though š¤£
Trying out a new way to publish my thoughts!
My family and I have been watching Season 1 of The Pitt, and the show really deserves everyone’s attention. Frank Bruni at The New York Times agrees: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/2…

